Not nearly long enough!
How in the world did I make it this far in life without good, common sense?
I ain't fat, but I ain't skinny either.
I ain't rich, but I ain't on welfare either.
I ain't handsome, but I ain't ugly either.
I ain't liberal, but I ain't conservative either.
I like women, fast cars, good booze and great books.
Last books read: Goofy's Misadventures in Frontierland, M Romney's 7 Steps to Riches, Baffle Them With BS by Barrack Obama..